mevil:

stupidwiiisdom:

mevil:

can zelda get him pregnant already damn

WHAT

can zelda (the princess of hyrule) get him (link the hero of legend) pregnant (cute 🥰) already damn (profanity)


teethcritter:

annabelle–cane:

A still from the Steven Universe episode "Change Your Mind" showing Blue Diamond saying "She prefers to be called 'Steven.'"ALT

her pronouns are HE/HIM

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thedeliaishere:

Obsessed with going “No… i shan’t say…” when it’s very clear what I shan’t say


autistic-dragonkid:

neurotypicals: why are you so weird? you’re really weird

me: I’m autistic

neurotypicals: but then why are you so normal? you’re really normal


cometcrystal:

thedivinemagnet:

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Definitely a contender for funniest peanuts strip

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danniiiyyyl:

since @staff continue to be the absolute fucking second worst people to run a goddamn website, there’s still no way to opt out of this One Piece shit that we’re being forced to endure even though we might not give a single solitary fuck about the fucking One Piece live action blahblah horseshit

but today they capped off their crowning idiocy by shoving a freaky clown on a barrel upon everybody. classic @staff being thoughtless and crappy with their awful design decisions, we LOVE to see it

if you are smort and run uBlock origin you can right click the nasty, crusty piece of shit graphic and hit ‘block element’ and never have to worry about seeing it again.

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if you don’t have ublock origin, this is your friendly reminder to go get ublock origin! it’s really good!! i love it, it lets me do stuff like this, and hiding tumble live, and the tungle mart horsecrap

i mean, i hate that i have to butcher a website and use tampermonkey to make it not look like steaming shit because staff can’t help but make this place worse, BUT i love that there are Options

anyway, i’ll grab the molotovs, you grab the matches.

sunflowerbutch:

me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*

search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.

search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon

search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?

spokejunkie666: it’s probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you’re not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper

handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we’ve had this thread a hundred times. don’t the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don’t listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands

ordr:

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